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So all of a sudden, my friend starts screaming “IS THAT A BUTT I SEE?!?!?!” over and over.
She was also shrieking like a coyote with rabies so I ran in and she showed me this beautiful gem of a picture. “Why yes” I told her. “That is a very nice butt you see.”
BEHOLD FINE PEOPLE OF THE INTERNET:
ANDREW SCOTT LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
Our reactions were as follows:
HOW DO YOU PEOPLE ART
Not.
Possible.
There is no way that these are arted. With hands.
I quit life.
/FLIPS TABLE
WHAT? THIS IS ARTED? I literally didn’t noticed until I saw the comments…. HOLY MICHELANGELO
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Wow, I discovered the most boring thing I could possibly do with my life today and that, my friends, is preparing potatoes. I think the life was slowing seeping out of me with every slice and chop of that god-awful boring brown sprout. NEVER AGAIN.
A tiny dragon discovered in Indonesia. She was found laying eggs in a nest in the Lambusango Forest reserve.
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Sylvia Plath (via lucidgypsy)(Source: themilkywhiteway, via campbelltoe)
William Shakespeare (via sunday26th)(Source: venula, via campbelltoe)
What happens when a tree branch falls onto a powerline?
Answer: Dramatic Annihilation
Only 17 seconds long - stick to the end.
Submitted by: nonniebyrd
THAT IS BEAUTIFUL.
Did that shit…just explode rainbows?!
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idk why but I burst out laughing every time I see this video
gapes at screen with open mouth
“No,” the wire whispered. “You can’t—you’ll burn—”
The branch smiled sadly, looking up at the tree that had protected her for so many years. But, the branch needed to know for herself the heat and passion of the wires. “I would rather burn a hundred times over,” she said softly, “than live an eternity away from you.”
“But, I’m right here! You can see me every day!” The wire pleaded desperately. “You don’t have to do this!”
“Actually, I do,” the branch replied. “I’m falling and it’s only a matter of time. Please…tell me you’ll catch me. Even if I’ll burn, tell me you’ll catch me.”
The wire was silent before swaying in affirmation, gazing up at the branch that had always been so far above him. Always out of reach, always kept away, protected jealously by the tree.
The wind was picking up, and with each blow, the branch swung ever closer to the wires until finally, she was ripped from the tree and fell down into the waiting arms of her beloved.
“Hello,” she whispered, feeling that dreadful heat creeping up from her base. It wouldn’t be long now. The sparks were already starting and she was starting to glow. The wire tried to prevent the inevitable, desperately trying to contain the power he knew would lead to her violent destruction, but all he could do was watch her burn as they swayed in the wind.
It was over within a few seconds. There was a sudden burst of colorful flames and everything was still. Even the wind had died down, leaving the remnants of the branch…his branch…sprawled across him, nothing more than a charred memory.
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You know Shweta’s going to great lengths not to do her paper when she writes a tragic OTP for a telephone wire and a tree branch.
I’m going to now creep out as discreetly as possible and try to write my paper. Or something.
Tumblr…did you just give me a fanfiction…about a stick falling on a power line?
And people wonder why I spend so much time with you.
I found this man on 7th Avenue in Park Slope. He was leaning heavily on his cane, looking down, wearing a grimaced face. I felt bad for him, so I smiled and waved when I walked past. His face changed completely. He lit up, smiled wide, and gave me a cheery greeting. There was nothing forced about it. He seemed like a man who went through life looking for the smallest excuses to be happy.
I walked 50 feet down the sidewalk, turned around, and walked back to him. “I want to take your photo,” I told him, “because of how big you smiled when I walked by.”
He said: “Well I saw someone smiling at me who I didn’t even know. So I thought: ‘By God! I Better do something!’”I love this.
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still my favorite video to ever exist
Arguing on tumblr.
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